Follow up on Southern women

There is one woman Britney will never speak for, and that 's Reese Witherspoon.  Born in Tennessee, Reese did comment in a recent magazine that she disapproved of Britney's baby on her lap while she was driving.  So maybe I can put my fears to rest on the generalization Britney had made earlier.  There is a statistic out there that 85% of children are not strapped in correctly.  Please read the manual that's in the box.  Of course, you have one up on her-you should be commended for putting your child in it in the first place.  Let's hope she's learned her lesson.  You know I'll be fuming when the next tabloid reads "Oops, I did it again!"